I don’t care how you slice it, these men are METROSexuals..

okay I’m being nice assuming that men who would wear Big Ass Bows on their heads would be ready to defend said bow.

these don’t look like your sunday go to church type thuggish METRO Sexuals… if you following me down the aisle here.  you see they’re modeling their version of the hat worn by Aretha Franklin to the Inauguration of Barack Obama, with the latest thug gear.

 Clutch the Pearls…Girls !

yes now you get it - they are tooooo thugged out, with their BOWS on.

now hush yo moufff and pass it on, cause you know it’s funny. we didn’t take this pic and we’re just like you and errrybody else on the internet tubes who gets to see this fashion statement.  oh yes we threw in antoine and blaine; just cause errybody loves em.

totally lovin it..

 Now if we could just get one big enough for Suge Knight ..

We’re Stepping out onto a whole different set of skills today. Comedy. no we’re serious. to us, this is comedy. but to the folks in these pictures and videos, this is serious business.

we just want to say to all our friends, Not Everything Is Meant for Everybody..

MMkayy ?

Latoya Please - Just Stop. Seriously

Cornrows, NO. They are just not meant for straight hair. and those fronts ? those aren’t meant for Anybody with good sense who intends to continue using their teeth for any peroid of time.

Looking at this makes me just Shake My Damn Head - This is just not funny.

this kind of cultural recycling is scary; to say the least 

Helloooo ?   Now why would you go and get Plastic Implanted in Your Behind ?

Plastic Booty Problems are not the real issue here, her inability to accept herself is. a sick mind is a fertile place for Plastic apparently…

This chica backs are abundant and She certainly must not like herself, trying to get attention like this.. Please..

Please Sistas, if you can’t put it on without a squeeze; it’s NOT Your SIZE Damn It. One Size Doesn’t Mean “GIGANTIC to Megaton”

and Men Why Do You Want to Dress Like size 2 Women with your size 18 “Foots” ?

At Least My Friend Bria of Black and Plastic seems to  understand this disorder. she says it’s some kind of body dysmorphic thing.  you should check out her blog, and get a close up of Lil Kim’s Real Weird Plasticization.

she looks like the worst version of Ghettoneese “I sucky sucky long time” Barbie

It’s Storming over here this morning;
yes we’re in the midst of another winter dusting; complete with windgusts of up to 50 mph.  What are we thinking.. Absolutely about Summer.

here’s a funny video all about Grilling - and this one is really cute. it’s a take off on Nelly’s Hit Song Grillz.  this video is by the Chicago Comedy Troupe  - Casual Sketch

“The Tops Gas Burnin and the Bottom’s Charcoal; Let Me See Ya Grill, Let Me See Ya Grillz”  that lyric’s just too catchy. this is going to be an underground hit no doubt - Thanks to YouTube.This New Years we want to say Thank You for Your Visits and Your Comments and Your Drops. we’re just getting adjusted; and starting the process of moving our posts and archive slowly onto today.com. But come mid january, the migration will be complete.

Since We’re in deep cooking and eating mode for the New Years Celebration, we want to also share a delicious recipe with you for your Grill, when next you use it.

Puerto Rican Hot Sauce

Makes one approx. 24 Oz Jar

1 cup white vinegar
1/2 cup fresh pineapple juice
2/3 cup brown cane sugar or turbinado sugar
1/3 - 1/2 cup spring water
1/4 cup lime juice - fresh best with pulp included
5 -7 cloves of garlic pureed or smashed
2 - 4 habanero peppers - whole
1 tsp fresh thyme leaf
1 whole bay leaf
1 tsp White Mustard Seed
1 tsp sea salt

Directions:

put all ingredients into a 2qt saucepan with lid; stir well to combine.
simmer over low heat for 20 minutes, the sauce will begin to reduce while cooking. after 10 mins cooking time taste it, and adjust seasonings; add more pepper or garlic, as well as sugar if needed. when it has reached a low boil, remove the pot from the heat and allow to cool to room temperature. when cooled, strain if desired;
just a note - the pepper will continue to break down while stored, which may make your sauce hotter as it ages. Always store in glass screw top shaker bottle, and keep refrigerated.

you must use a screw top lidded bottle with this sauce; or be warned, the lid will pop off, because of the aromatic gasses that continue to ferment in the bottle, after stored.

keeps under refrigeration for up to 6 months, maybe longer. we never have any left to store that long. when we get low on this sauce, we use the bottle leftovers as the starter for the next batch. we add it to the fresh batch, when the straining takes place
and it is not heated a second time - because it would change the taste.

USES:

use as a condiment on chicken, meats, or poultry. can also be used as a marinade and or the base of a delicious grilling sauce. this is the base of my hot and sweet puerto rican barbecue sauce. that recipe will be posted when MY grilling season arrives.

hint: if the sauce is too hot for you - add Sugar. Sugar reduces the heat quotient.

Bon Appetite !

May the Most High Creator Bless and Guide You,
Happy New Years and we look forward to seeing you in the Two Thousand Nice.